Aries – You’re going to wake up late and have to rush your morning routine.
Taurus – While trying to sleep, you’re going to have a pretty good idea.
Gemini – Take a chance, even though you’ll probably fail.
Cancer – Try shaving a little less.
Leo – Try shaving a little more.
Virgo – You’re going to get a lot of junk mail this week.
Libra – If it rains, don’t bother bringing an umbrella.
Scorpio – Wear a black top on Wednesday… trust me.
Sagittarius – Be on the lookout for money on the sidewalk.
Capricorn – Your internet will go out, but not for very long.
Aquarius – This is a good week to eat seafood.
Pisces – Stay away from anyone who is an Aquarius…