Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Top Ten: Worst Flirtation Lines

10. My father is very important.
9. Have you ever eaten alligator meat?
8. What happened to your face?
7. Do you believe in divorce?
6. I respect the bravery it took to wear that.
5. Do you like Ayn Rand?
4. So, are we doing this thing or…
3. Do you cut your own hair?
2. Boy these walls are thick, I bet they’re sound proof.
1. I can fit my fist in my mouth, can you? * shove your fist into their mouth*


  1. Gotta hand it to you, those would pretty much stop any flirtation. Probably could add, "Do you believe in abortion?" or, "Do you believe people should wait until they're married to have sex?"

  2. I thought people waited until marriage before they stopped having sex...