Aries – don’t wear that out of the house… what are you thinking?
Taurus – you should drink less tea and soda for a while
Gemini – your allergies are going to start acting up soon
Cancer – even though it seems pointless, keep trying
Leo – chew your food better
Virgo – try getting out of the house more
Libra – always remember to signal before turning
Scorpio – be careful the next time you’re up on a ladder
Sagittarius – why don’t you try watching a new TV show?
Capricorn – the next person you laugh at is a better person than you are
Aquarius – quit biting your nails
Pisces – you will enjoy your next haircut