Aries – You’re going to be late to something soon.
Taurus – Don’t forget to thank the people who serve you food.
Gemini – You are not going to like the next commercial you see.
Cancer – Google Image search will let you down tomorrow.
Leo – Don’t forget to tie your shoes (better yet, something with straps).
Virgo – The next time you do laundry, you’re going to lose a sock.
Libra – Don’t worry so much.
Scorpio – You, on the other hand, should worry more.
Sagittarius – Some leftovers in the fridge have gone bad.
Capricorn – Try harder to use your turn signal.
Aquarius – What you think on an important matter will change.
Pisces – Stay ready…